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OMG!!! I laughed so hard!
You know I was in Texas for over a year. And like the song says: "When your in Texas look behind you, 'cause that's where the Ranger's gonna be!" This is a load of crap, because I kept looking in my rearview and guess what? No Ranger!
They should call Walker Texas Ranger, "I'm gonna kick you in the face with my boot!" :D

OH CRAP!!! IT'S CHUCK NORRI..............ARGGGGGGG!

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Please remove ccain529 from your members list because I just ate his soul!

//signed//
Chuck Norris
 

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theres another one, never mentioned....

once, chuck norris ate 5 dead geckos, and later, crapped 7 live-karate-skilled-chameleons.
 

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Chuck Norris is a wuss! :p
 

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ccain529 said:
Been nice knowin' ya Amy! The walls have Chuck Norris!:p
:rotfl:
 

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GatorBeetle said:
Chuck MIGHT give Amy a break...she's going through a rough time...Chuck Norris is most understanding when it comes to the ladies...Chuck sometimes only disables them permanently rather than completely destroying them!!!
Hmmm...he can't disable me! I'm going to need to run soon!! :gotme:

Chuck Norris is a pansy! :crazy:
 

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GatorBeetle said:
CHUCK NORRIS IS GETTING ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO!!!
 

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GatorBeetle said:
Chuck MIGHT give Amy a break...she's going through a rough time...Chuck Norris is most understanding when it comes to the ladies...Chuck sometimes only disables them permanently rather than completely destroying them!!!
He-He Hey Amy, I think I found the answer to your problem. Tape a sign to his back that says "Chuck Norris Stinks"
One well placed round house kick and your problems are solved!:p
 

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ccain529 said:
He-He Hey Amy, I think I found the answer to your problem. Tape a sign to his back that says "Chuck Norris Stinks"
One well placed round house kick and your problems are solved!:p
:ha:


going to go get some paper, tape and a permanent marker!! :gotme:
 
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