OMG!!! I laughed so hard!
You know I was in Texas for over a year. And like the song says: "When your in Texas look behind you, 'cause that's where the Ranger's gonna be!" This is a load of crap, because I kept looking in my rearview and guess what? No Ranger!
They should call Walker Texas Ranger, "I'm gonna kick you in the face with my boot!"
OH CRAP!!! IT'S CHUCK NORRI..............ARGGGGGGG!
*NOTE TO ADMIN*
Please remove ccain529 from your members list because I just ate his soul!
//signed//
Chuck Norris