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Just because!
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A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, share it with us!


For example: - a senior manager
is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffyg = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

I am now known as Snooty ChickenButt!

:cool:
 

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ToD Maiden Voyager
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ahh. my new name is dorfus pottydunkin. ;)
 

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Doombah Hump. Oh good Lord, that's terrible! We call the neighbors "Goombahs". (there is a story about that, but I'll save it)
 

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Send Money
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Doombah Dippindoodle checking in :)
 

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a.k.a. porkchopzz4
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Snooty Dippindoodle here.

Incidentally, when I have kids, they will own Captain Underpants! :)
 

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<-----No More Beetle :(
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Hi!! Dinky Pottydoodle checkin in! :D
 

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A better ME in '09!
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Hahaha...

Snickle Frickenfanny
 
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