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> Medicare . . .
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> The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello."
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> "Mrs. Ward, please."
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> "Speaking."
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> "Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When
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> your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy
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> from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is
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> your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."
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> "What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.
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> "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other
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> one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband's."
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> "That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs.
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> Ward.
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> "Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests
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> "Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
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> "The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off
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> somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with
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