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How To Install a Poor-man's Security System:
Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots -a really big pair.
Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dog dish.
Leave a note on your front door that says something like:
"Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in ½ hr. Don't disturb the pitbulls; they've just been de-wormed."
 

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