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Dear Peter Pan,
Sneaking around a child's bedroom and inviting them to Neverland? Been there, done that.
Sincerely, Michael Jackson

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo it!" just saying...
Sincerely, Google

Dear 16 and Pregnant,
Thanks for helping me feel better about my life.
Sincerely, 30 and single

Dear man in the car picking his nose,
Please realize that just because you are in your car doesn't mean you are hidden from the world.
Sincerely, I can see you

Dear skin colored band aids,
Please make one for every skin color.
Sincerely, black people

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about global warming. Karma is a bitch.
Sincerely, Titanic

Dear 2011,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? What happened?! Sincerely, 1985
 
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