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13:33 Beetlescott: Ok I have a question. If Loco and Ernie got together what color would their offspring be?
13:34 QDoel: MDoel=jackfrost
13:34 SDoel: since both are boys that would be awkward O-o
13:34 SDoel: I thought so
13:34 ghia: what color is loco?
13:34 *** iScott is now known as iDoel
13:34 Beetlescott: I thought loco was a girl
13:34 SDoel: plat grey
13:34 Beetlescott: Plat Gray
13:34 ghia: black
13:35 Beetlescott: Gray and Silver do not make black
13:35 iDoel: I can't imagine gay sex would be awkward if you got past the whole concept of cars having sex.

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(4:19:07 PM) Emi: would it be weird to play with a girls nipples?
(4:19:18 PM) pdoel: For me, doing anything with a girl is weird.
(4:19:25 PM) mybugrocks: i wouldnt play with a girls nipples
(4:19:26 PM) pdoel: Except shopping and gossiping. :D
(4:19:44 PM) noR: yer missin' out Casey haha
(4:19:48 PM) noR: lol
(4:19:50 PM) mybugrocks: lol
(4:19:53 PM) mybugrocks: not really
(4:19:54 PM) Emi: i was just seeing if men just werent your thing
(4:20:01 PM) mybugrocks: i like dick thank you
(4:20:06 PM) Emi: o_O
(4:20:11 PM) Emi: wow
(4:20:22 PM) mybugrocks: what??
 

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[22:34] Shannon: James are you trying to solicit a three-way from me?
[22:34] CrazyJames: well one of us in the conversation isnt gay
[22:34] CrazyJames: I got the kid to prove it
[22:34] CrazyJames: so it must be you
[22:35] Shannon: Burn on me
[22:35] Shannon: lol
 

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[2:17pm] Shannon: Immature poetry is lost on the mature
[2:17pm] CrazyJames: are you saying I am mature?
[2:17pm] Shannon: Apparently
[2:17pm] Shannon: BTW, I know someone who likes you
[2:17pm] Shannon: STILL
[2:24pm] CrazyJames: yeah I do too
[2:24pm] CrazyJames: but shannon as I've explained, I dont have the same feelings for you
[2:24pm] Shannon: BUT what about all of those pictures you sent me of you in womens clothing?
[2:24pm] Shannon: Why tease me?
[2:25pm] CrazyJames: cause I know you enjoy pictures of men in womens underwear
 

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[1:52pm] LetsTry: someone give me a subject for a poem - im going towrite a poem right now, and nothing dirty lol
[1:52pm] pdoel: Christmas Elves.
[1:52pm] LetsTry: ok
[1:52pm] Shannon: Gay Christmas Elves
[1:52pm] LetsTry: noooo lol
[1:52pm] LetsTry: we already know they're all gay
[1:52pm] Shannon: Good point.
[1:52pm] CrazyJames: Shannon the Christmas elf.
 

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[11:10] CraziIs: need subject for today's poem
[11:10] pdoel: I've never been to Morton's. I hear some prefer it to Ruth's Chris.
[11:11] iScott: My First Pube.
[11:11] pdoel: We have one, I should go sometime. But Ruth's Chris is our yearly dining tradition for light up night. :)
[11:11] iScott: It came as a surprise. My first pube.
[11:11] iScott: I gave it a name. My first pube.
[11:11] CraziIs: any other suggestions for a poem
[11:11] pdoel: My First Pube. It's brown and curly. I guess that means. I'm no longer girly.
[11:11] pdoel: :D
[11:11] iScott: I brushed it night and day. My first pube.
[11:11] iScott: I love it to this day. My first pube.
[11:11] macdave: They good too
[11:12] pdoel: iScott's first pubes are good?
 

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(9:15:43 PM) farrisk: i was wondering why my shirt felt so uncomfortable... it was on backwards
(9:15:53 PM) ghia: haha!!!
(9:16:01 PM) HarleyPixie: wow. thi place IS so special needs
(9:16:09 PM) ghia: lol
(9:16:12 PM) |Toad: and i am your leader
(9:16:15 PM) |Toad: Super Retardo!
(9:16:16 PM) farrisk: dont make fun of me!
(9:16:35 PM) HarleyPixie: it's all out of love, though!
(9:16:43 PM) farrisk: lol... you love a retard!
(9:16:55 PM) NBTF: Equal opportunity offenders here
(9:16:57 PM) HarleyPixie: i love a few, i'm sure
 

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<Bugsy98nb> http://toledo.craigslist.org/ctd/925255712.html
<Bugsy98nb> that would make a nice beater
<iScott> I would def not have sex with you if you drove that.
<Bugsy98nb> LMAO
<Bugsy98nb> ok
<Bugsy98nb> i wont drive it
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<Bugsy98nb> now will you sleep with me ?
<Bugsy98nb>:lol:
<iScott> No.
<HarleyPixie> [12:34] Ghia_Roadster: that means you too tabitha.... well. yeah.
<Bugsy98nb> :(
<Bugsy98nb> why not ?
<iScott> I'm in love with another man!
<iScott> Speaking of... where is he?
<Crazi_Daisy> k this ice cream man thing is insane
<Bugsy98nb> he already has a Man !
<Beetlescott> Good afternoon everyone!!!!!!!
<Bugsy98nb> :p
<Bugsy98nb> out running
<iScott> I will take care of Brian. Don't you worry.
<Bugsy98nb> :O
<Bugsy98nb> threesome then?
<HarleyPixie> o_O
<Crazi_Daisy> if my novel ends up being short after cybergreen gets done with it, im going to makea book, of a few short novels collection
<Beetlescott> iSNOT!
<iScott> bSpotSnotCotTot... mmm.... tatertots.
<Beetlescott> yummy
* Bugsy98nb guesses thats a no to threesome :(
 

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<FineExampl> aiight
<FineExampl> 6 jars of canned fruit
<FineExampl> i cooked together sugar pears, giant plums in light syrup and separated them and in the 6th jar is apple with the pear/plum juice
<FineExampl> i must be gay
<Bugsy98nb>:lol:
<Tacoman> i can test that
<FineExampl> no you cannot
 

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[16:41] CrazyJames: brb gotta go rub my meat.
[16:41] HarleyPixie: LOL
[16:41] HarleyPixie: dang the rest of us not being able to make topics
[16:42] CrazyJames: hehehehehe
[16:42] CrazyJames: need to massage it
[16:42] CrazyJames: work it in
[16:42] CrazyJames: let the beer start to break down the connective tissue
[16:46] emster: so
[16:47] HarleyPixie: buttons?
[16:47] CrazyJames: mmmm gonna be scrumptious
[16:47] CrazyJames: though I imagine I should stop tasting the marinade now that the pork is in it
[16:47] * CrazyJames pokes emster
[16:47] emster: hey james
[16:53] *** Skittle has joined #newbeetle.
[16:53] Skittle: hwllo?!
[16:55] CrazyJames: howdy!
[16:55] CrazyJames: soorry I ask afk massaging my meat.
[16:55] CrazyJames: pounding it... rubbing it.... massaging it
[16:55] HarleyPixie: yer such a tease. ;)
 

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Discussion Starter #17 (Edited)
[15:09] shayshay: You want a 90 year old man to marry too, shannon?? o_O
[15:09] shayshay: You arent 90, james
[15:09] shayshay: ;)
[15:09] shannon: For enough money, i would
[15:09] crazyjames: Yeah but i aint rich either ;)
[15:09] crazyjames: Lol
[15:09] shannon: And make all his wildest dreams comes true
[15:09] shayshay: Rofl
[15:10] shannon: I've never denied being buy-sexual
[15:10] Shannon: lol
[15:10] CrazyJames: note that shannon didnt say that his own wildest dreams... those must have allready been met by his boyfriend
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(3:15:51 PM) iScott: [3:07pm] Emi: if he is rich and is going to give it all to me, i will allow him to live out whichever fantasies he wants
(3:15:52 PM) Shayshay: LOL
(3:16:07 PM) CrazyJames: i'll put out for a chocolate bar these days..
(3:16:11 PM) Emi: your also not 90 and going to die from a hard attach the first time we have sex
(3:16:12 PM) iScott: lol
(3:16:20 PM) iScott: Yes, I probably will.
(3:16:43 PM) Shannon: lol...you said hard attack
(3:16:48 PM) Shannon: the attack of the hard on!
(3:16:49 PM) iScott: lol
(3:16:51 PM) Shayshay: ya'll are golddiggers
(3:17:00 PM) Emi: hard attack
(3:17:06 PM) Emi: haha
(3:17:08 PM) pdoel: (8) Hard attach, you're giving me, hard attach! (8)
(3:17:08 PM) iScott: I'd probably have a hard attack the second you take off your clothes.
 

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[3:53pm] Beetlescott: I like to pop the entire oreo in my mouth and let it dissolve.
[3:53pm] iScott: You pig!
[3:53pm] CrazyJames: you're all pigs
[3:53pm] Bugsy98nb: (pig)
[3:53pm] Beetlescott: no I just have a big mouth
[3:53pm] Bugsy98nb: NO COMMENT

[3:54pm] CrazyJames: i know some women who breastfed till their kids were 5
 

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[3:53pm] Beetlescott: I like to pop the entire oreo in my mouth and let it dissolve.
[3:53pm] iScott: You pig!
[3:53pm] CrazyJames: you're all pigs
[3:53pm] Bugsy98nb: (pig)
[3:53pm] Beetlescott: no I just have a big mouth
[3:53pm] Bugsy98nb: NO COMMENT

[3:54pm] CrazyJames: i know some women who breastfed till their kids were 5
Thats just wrong out of context.
 
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