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<iScott> Do STD crabs really look like crabs?
<iScott> I am NOT Googling it!
The answer for everyone: NO! If you look at them under a microscope, they KINDA do but in reality crabs are just crotch lice. :D


For the record: I've NEVER had them! Its something they showed us in biology my freshman or sophmore year in college.
 

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ElectricHarleyHouseOfLove
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[20:18] * Katwalk bums
[.....]
[20:26] * HarleyPixie throws a slice of bologna at kat's bum
[20:26] Katwalk: D:
[20:27] Katwalk: LUNCHEON MEAT ATTACKS MAH BUM
[20:27] squeebug: o_O
[20:27] HarleyPixie: LOL
[20:27] squeebug: hrm i supose it's time to see how trillian likes winders 7
[20:28] HarleyPixie: woah. anna paquin boobies
[20:29] squeebug: boobies?
[20:30] Evanrude-: Uh oh, you got some meat stuck between your buns :/
[20:30] Katwalk: D:
[20:31] HarleyPixie: ROFL
[20:31] Evanrude-: *hands you some ketchup*
[20:31] Evanrude-: Meat might need some lube.
[20:32] Katwalk: =o
[20:32] Evanrude-: Perhaps some mayo or mustard ... a little relish.


eta
[20:37] Katwalk: now kat want hot dog
 

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Catch me riding s00ty!
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Mocking

[13:39] * FLBUG stares at the eyeless stella
[13:39] HarleyPixie: unfortunately, i may be sanding down my hood and repainting it when i get home. :-/
[13:39] flbug: Going to work Mummy style?!?
[13:40] HarleyPixie: nah. that's what Doozer is foor, silly
[13:40] flbug: Doozer skooter?
[13:40] flbug: or Doozer der Golf?
[13:40] HarleyPixie: yup.. scooter
[13:41] flbug: (st)
[13:42] flbug: hey I just noticed something, you didn't do the star on the hood....
[13:42] HarleyPixie: Cotterpin Doozer - Muppet Wiki - Muppets, Sesame Street, Henson
[13:42] HarleyPixie: if i put it there, that'll get cut out after the purple is painted
[13:42] flbug: oic
[13:43] HeppyCat: eh
[13:44] HarleyPixie: eh?!
[13:44] HeppyCat: a muppet?
[13:44] HarleyPixie: yes, a muppet!
[13:44] HarleyPixie: got a problem with that, pinky?
[13:44] HeppyCat: i dun wanna know
[13:44] flbug: <_<
[13:44] flbug: >_>
[13:44] HeppyCat: and i aint no pinky!
[13:44] * HeppyCat trips flbug
[13:45] HarleyPixie: don't you mess with the muppets.. i'll beat you senseless, boy!
[13:45] HarleyPixie: :D
[13:45] flbug: LOL
and a few minutes later...

[15:47] HeppyCat: urmm
[15:47] HarleyPixie: mmru
[15:47] flbug: urmm?!?
[15:48] * HeppyCat licks HarleyPixie's face
[15:48] HarleyPixie: meep!
[15:49] * HarleyPixie needs to find her other door handle cover.. grrr
[15:49] HeppyCat: i need a shower
[15:49] * HarleyPixie turns on spycam
[15:50] *** You have been disconnected. Sun Jun 14 15:50:07 2009.
:rolleyes::rolleyes:
 

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Catch me riding s00ty!
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[10:35] CrazyJames: late? not at all
[10:35] CrazyJames: infact i think i'm 1 day early
[10:35] CrazyJames: was supposed to contact him within 45 days of the lease ending to express my interest
[10:35] CrazyJames: i contacted him 46
[10:36] HeppyCat: your interest in getting in his pants?
[10:37] flbug: and having yet another baby?
[10:38] CrazyJames: yes.
[10:38] CrazyJames: i want to have sweet sweet man sex and make babys with a man i have never met and talked to twice.
[10:38] CrazyJames: i've been paying him 1475$ a month for the past 5 months, its about time he puts out.
[10:39] flbug: :lol:
[10:39] HarleyPixie: PETE....!!!! *pokes*
[10:45] * pdoel sexors James
[10:46] CrazyJames: ohnotheydidnt: Fallen Princesses: Disney Just Got Real
[10:46] * CrazyJames sends pete his cheque
 

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* wpgblubeetle is totally hiring a hot date for my sister's next wedding
<flbug> LOL
* Ghia_Roadster is available
<Bugsy98nb> she said hot
<flbug> ummm
<flbug> ROFL
<Ghia_Roadster> not quite so hot though
<flbug> I was gonna say that J
<wpgblubeetle> LMAO
<Ghia_Roadster> i said it anyways
<Ghia_Roadster> why is it that guys are allways goin after me while i cant get a hot girlfriend...
<flbug> Jay, if you bought another NB, would it be 1.8T or 2.0?
<Ghia_Roadster> do i look queer or something?
<Ghia_Roadster> wtf
 

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[00:18] *** HarleyPixie has joined #newbeetle
[00:18] <Ghia_Roadster> tabs!!
[00:18] <HarleyPixie> ok kids
[00:18] <HarleyPixie> lets play a game
[00:18] <Ghia_Roadster> its ok tanya
[00:18] <HarleyPixie> it's called..........
[00:18] <wpgblubeetle> hi!!!
[00:19] <Ghia_Roadster> i knew it wasnt funny but i did make it up
[00:19] <Bugsy98nb> tidbit?
[00:19] <HarleyPixie> sober tabitha up so she doesn't have a hangover tomorrow
[00:19] <Bugsy98nb> :X
[00:19] <wpgblubeetle> oh no
[00:19] <HarleyPixie> cuz zhe's got sooo much to get done!
[00:19] <HarleyPixie> lol
[00:19] <wpgblubeetle> do you have things to do?
[00:19] * Ghia_Roadster slaps tabitha 50 times
[00:19] <Ghia_Roadster> does that help?
[00:19] * HarleyPixie runs around in circles giggling
[00:20] <wpgblubeetle> go eat mickey d's
[00:20] <Bugsy98nb> no no
[00:20] <wpgblubeetle> and drink lots of water and black coffee
[00:20] <Bugsy98nb> Taco Bell
[00:20] <HarleyPixie> water goooood
[00:20] <Ghia_Roadster> mickey dees sounds awesome
[00:20] <Ghia_Roadster> havent had it in a while
[00:20] <Ghia_Roadster> like three weeks
[00:20] <wpgblubeetle> maybe a cool shower?
[00:21] <Ghia_Roadster> and ive passed it twice in one day this week too
[00:21] <wpgblubeetle> ot i know!
[00:21] <wpgblubeetle> time machine!
[00:21] *** HarleyPixie is now known as DrunkPixie
[00:21] <wpgblubeetle> go back in time and no drinkies for you....
[00:21] <DrunkPixie> lol
[00:21] <DrunkPixie> crap
[00:21] <DrunkPixie> i left my phone in the car earlier
[00:21] <DrunkPixie> ....wait
[00:21] <DrunkPixie> m,aybe thats a good thing
[00:21] <Ghia_Roadster> sleep it off
[00:22] <wpgblubeetle> yeah probably a good thing
[00:22] <Ghia_Roadster> oh yeah no drunk dialing...
[00:22] <wpgblubeetle> no drunk dialing/texting
[00:22] <Ghia_Roadster> lol
[00:22] <DrunkPixie> texting. yup
[00:22] <Ghia_Roadster> dont call me...oh wait..
[00:22] <Ghia_Roadster> never mind
[00:22] <DrunkPixie> la la la ... who needs a phone to text anyways?
[00:23] <Ghia_Roadster> yeah just write it and send it through snailmail addressed to yourself
[00:23] <DrunkPixie> lol
 

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ElectricHarleyHouseOfLove
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[19:54] * Evanrude- tickles Tabitha
[19:54] * HarleyPixie isnt ticklish
[19:54] <Bugsy98nb> LOL
[19:54] * HarleyPixie is the tickler!
[19:55] *** Skittle|dinner is now known as Skittle
[19:55] <Skittle> mmmmm I had pork loin, corn on the cob, bread stick and mac & cheese for dinner
[19:55] <Evanrude-> ...
[19:56] * HarleyPixie takes a plate, but throws the pork back
[19:56] <Skittle> not a porn fan eh?
[19:56] * Evanrude- suddenly had a mental picture of Tabitha in a french maid's outfit, wielding a feather duster and a couple sets of leather-wrapped handcuffs, just looking for a victim.
[19:57] <Skittle> ROFL
[19:57] <Skittle> whres shannon at on that one
[19:57] <HarleyPixie> <_<
[19:57] <HarleyPixie> >_>
[19:57] <Skittle> i ment PORK., not a fan of PORK
 

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[20:37] *** HarleyPixie has been kicked from #newbeetle by CrazySpartacus: boys rule girls drool
[20:37] *** HarleyPixie has joined #newbeetle.
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[20:37] CrazySpartacus: oooh autojoin!
[20:37] flbug: lol
[20:37] lower_case_farri: lol
[20:37] *** HarleyPixie has been kicked from #newbeetle by CrazySpartacus: Kick!
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[20:37] *** HarleyPixie has been kicked from #newbeetle by CrazySpartacus: Kick!
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[20:37] *** HarleyPixie has been kicked from #newbeetle by CrazySpartacus: Kick!
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[20:37] *** HarleyPixie has been kicked from #newbeetle by CrazySpartacus: Kick!
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[20:38] flbug: ROFL
[20:38] lower_case_farri: Tabitha is unbootable!!!!
[20:38] CrazySpartacus: its like those punching clowns you had as a kid
[20:38] *** HarleyPixie has been kicked from #newbeetle by CrazySpartacus: Kick!
[20:38] *** HarleyPixie has joined #newbeetle.
 

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[00:10] flbug_: She thinks they're old sex addicts
[00:10] flbug_: told her its nothing like that
[00:10] macdave-_: more is always better LOL
[00:10] Evanrude-: Two 8GB Extreme III Sandisk, and a 4 GB Extreme IV Sandisk :)
[00:11] Evanrude-: And a 2 gB Sandisk in my F45FD
[00:11] HarleyPixie: LOL
[00:11] HarleyPixie: wait.
[00:11] HarleyPixie: we ARE old sex addicts
[00:11] mybugrocks: haha
[00:11] Bugsy98nb: 0_o
[00:11] Bugsy98nb: what?
[00:11] * wpgbluebeetle is not old, just a sex addict
[00:12] mybugrocks: but now they embrase it
[00:12] Evanrude-: I can stop ANY time I please.
[00:12] John: Hey guys!
[00:12] flbug_: Hi John
[00:12] mybugrocks: they tell everyone that i am part of a NB community online
[00:12] *** John is now known as Guest84805.
[00:12] Evanrude-: And since it is just me, it's not like I often say "no" to myself.
[00:12] flbug_: LOL stephen
[00:12] wpgbluebeetle: ROFL
[00:12] Guest84805: aaww I'm not john anymore.
[00:12] mybugrocks: they just gotta get use to it charlie
[00:12] wpgbluebeetle: i told my mom about roswell
[00:12] * Bugsy98nb is lost
[00:13] mybugrocks: used*
[00:13] Bugsy98nb: how did we end up on sex?
[00:13] HarleyPixie: somebody probably has the name John registered
[00:13] Evanrude-: I'm always a gentleman, treat myself to dinner first, a jew flattering comments, some tasty desert.... then a couple hours of romping in the living room, bedroom, shower, kitchen..... wherever I find myself drawn to .. well, myself...
[00:13] Evanrude-: :)
[00:13] HarleyPixie: how do we NOT?
[00:13] wpgbluebeetle: she thought i should have gone this year so i could meet a guy
[00:13] mybugrocks: charlie, one other thing, you are 18
[00:13] Guest84805: I'll go change that :)
[00:13] flbug_: yep
[00:13] flbug_: that too
[00:13] Bugsy98nb: odd
[00:13] mybugrocks: thats probably the main reason
[00:13] mybugrocks: and i understand that
[00:13] flbug_: my mom doesn't like when i drive 30minutes to my sisters house
[00:14] mybugrocks: my parents were the same way
[00:14] * wpgbluebeetle is really getting tired of stupid family bugging me about being single
[00:14] * Bugsy98nb is in a gay chat room talking about cars and is in a Car chat room talking about sex
[00:14] flbug_: yea i think you're right
[00:14] Bugsy98nb: how ****ed up is that
[00:14] HarleyPixie: LOL
[00:14] wpgbluebeetle: ROFL
[00:14] flbug_: LOL J
[00:14] mybugrocks: LOL jay
 

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ElectricHarleyHouseOfLove
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[00:33] <Evanrude-> If a man makes love to his wife twice a day, it's ok. But if a single man ... 'fulfills his needs" twice a day, he's considered a perv o_O
[00:33] <HarleyPixie> nah
[00:33] <Bugsy98nb> tanya : *image snipped*
[00:34] <Bugsy98nb> Im beyond a perv then
[00:34] <Bugsy98nb> er um
[00:34] <Bugsy98nb> :X
[00:35] <Evanrude-> Me too ;)
[00:35] <Evanrude-> Be proud. ;)
 

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[00:33] <Evanrude-> If a man makes love to his wife twice a day, it's ok. But if a single man ... 'fulfills his needs" twice a day, he's considered a perv o_O
[00:33] <HarleyPixie> nah
[00:33] <Bugsy98nb> tanya : *image snipped*
[00:34] <Bugsy98nb> Im beyond a perv then
[00:34] <Bugsy98nb> er um
[00:34] <Bugsy98nb> :X
[00:35] <Evanrude-> Me too ;)
[00:35] <Evanrude-> Be proud. ;)
[00:35] * Bugsy98nb isnt proud
[00:35] * Bugsy98nb is closeted
[00:36] Bugsy98nb: LOL
[00:36] flbug: LOL
[00:36] Bugsy98nb: like charles
[00:36] Bugsy98nb: ;)
 

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<Shannon> I was using the high pressure washer yesterday afternoon and I stepped over the hose while spraying the hose hit my scrotum
<Shannon> OMG!
<Shannon> I washed the same spot for like 10 minutes
<Shannon> LOL
<HarleyPixie> dude. you'd have to be hysterical to jut follow around and videotape.
 

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<Shannon> I was using the high pressure washer yesterday afternoon and I stepped over the hose while spraying the hose hit my scrotum
<Shannon> OMG!
<Shannon> I washed the same spot for like 10 minutes
<Shannon> LOL
<HarleyPixie> dude. you'd have to be hysterical to jut follow around and videotape.
You missed this part..

[20:58] <Shannon> I was using the high pressure washer yesterday afternoon and I stepped over the house while spraying the hose hit my scrotum
[20:58] <Shannon> OMG!
[20:59] <Shannon> I washed the same spot for like 10 minutes
[20:59] <Shannon> LOL
[20:59] <Skittle> OUCH and TMI
[20:59] <Shannon> Don't tid bit that anyone!
 
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