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ElectricHarleyHouseOfLove
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[02:13] <macdave> *link to a gas chromatograph on ebay*
[02:14] <HarleyPixie> ooh.. we could identify all kinds of materials!
[02:15] <HarleyPixie> like all the stains on shannon's sheets!
[02:15] <macdave> fun
[02:15] <Shannon> LOL
[02:15] <Shannon> That doesn't take a rocket science
[02:15] <Shannon> drool, cum, & blood\
[02:15] <HarleyPixie> o_O
[02:15] <HarleyPixie> have you been murdering hookers again?
[02:15] <Shannon> No worries, its all mine
[02:16] <Shannon> NO!
[02:16] <Shannon> Not this week
[02:16] <HarleyPixie> I don't believe you!
 

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Catch me riding s00ty!
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[17:59] <HarleyPixie> but cuz i don't care about a virgin immobilizer or uncut key blade, i found one cheap. :)
[17:59] <Fl_bug> sweeet
[17:59] <HarleyPixie> just the wrong shape. d'oh
[18:00] <Fl_bug> HarleyPixie bought Stella an uncircumcised key and Virgin immobilizer
[18:00] <Fl_bug> i wonder if she's getting a Chastity belt next
[18:00] <HarleyPixie> no... it's curcumsized, and a dirty whore
[18:00] <Fl_bug> LOL
 

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:::: ( • ) Joins: Shannon ( ***** ) joined #newbeetle ( 5 Users )
( |Toad ) shannon!!! i think i might have revitiligo!
( Shannon ) That sounds....I dunno
( Shannon ) Are you turning black?
( |Toad ) i have a black spot!
( |Toad ) i hope it's a bruise or something
( |Toad ) damn **** rings
( Shannon ) If not, run for President of the United States & people will...
( Shannon ) Sounds like you need a bigger size
( Shannon ) and yes, its a bruise
( |Toad ) the bigger one fell off
( Shannon ) oh
( |Toad ) but it wasnt under the ring
( |Toad ) it's on hte shaft
( |Toad ) it doesnt hurt or anyhting
( Shannon ) Interesting
( |Toad ) whould it be weird to be a white guy with a black *****?
( |Toad ) i've used this ring countless times before
( |Toad ) which is sad.. i've only had it a few months
( Shannon ) What's the ring made out of?
( |Toad ) it's chrome
( Shannon ) Maybe you have an iron deficiency
( |Toad ) i think i had it on too long
( Shannon ) 4 hour boners are unsafe
( |Toad ) how about 2ish with a ring?
( Shannon ) You should be a'ight
( |Toad ) okay
( Shannon ) I'd be worried if it hurt or wasn't functioning properly
( |Toad ) if it does or doesnt go away, i dont mind
( |Toad ) its kinda cool having a spot on it
( |Toad ) it funcions fine
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( Shannon ) JAMES!!!!!!!!!!
( |Toad ) looks like i cant talk about it anymore...
( |Toad ) i'm outie
( |Toad ) i'm up too late anyway
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( |Toad ) hehe
( Shannon ) haha
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( |Toad ) james hates the mere thought about me having sex for some weird reason
( Fl_bug ) hihi
( |Toad ) CHARLIE
( Fl_bug ) anybuddy home?
( Shannon ) But charlie doesn't mind
( |Toad ) i made a candy mountian charlie
( Shannon ) Maybe he can offer some insight into your problem
( Fl_bug ) CANDY MOUNTAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Shannon ) While you've only got a small area...his is 100% the real deal
( |Toad ) charlie
( |Toad ) i got a problem
( Fl_bug ) Hey Shannon
( Fl_bug ) Hey Jose
( |Toad ) i'm starting to get revitiligo
! Shannon waves
( |Toad ) on my *****
( Fl_bug ) If its ***** related, ask Shannon
( Fl_bug ) hes the pro
( Shannon ) Not when it comes to black *****
( Fl_bug ) Jose is black?
( |Toad ) no
( Shannon ) No, but his ***** is turning black
( |Toad ) but i now have a black cricle on my *****
( |Toad ) i think its just a bruise
( Fl_bug ) got some whiteout?
( |Toad ) but it doesnt hurt at all
( Shannon ) So I told him that if it spreads, he can run for President & people will vote for him just because of his skin color! :D
( |Toad ) what if i want to be just like uncle ruckus?
( Fl_bug ) Grandpa Roofus?
( |Toad ) i could infiltrate the black panters
( |Toad ) and uhmm.. that black gay clup here in atl
( |Toad ) y'alls wanna see it?
( Shannon ) NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Fl_bug ) NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
( |Toad ) hehe
( |Toad ) what if i cup it in my hand.. so you can't tell it's my ***** and balls?
( Fl_bug ) you can cup all that with one hand?!?
( |Toad ) well, with it flacid, yeah
( Fl_bug ) tisk
( |Toad ) it's uncut.. so it tucks nicely
( Fl_bug ) still
( Fl_bug ) NO!!!!!!!!!!!!1
 

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Catch me riding s00ty!
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:lol:

I go into chat for the first time inawhile and i end up in a tidbit! Just like the good ol days!

:goodjob:!!! Good luck with that spot Jose!
 

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<CrazyJames> its simplistic
<CrazyJames> its lack of color is elegant
<CrazyJames> no clutter
<Shannon> So next to Charlie, I lack elegance?
<flbug> Shannon, is it bad that i JUST got your joke? :p
<Shannon> lol
<Shannon> :D
<Shannon> Its all good
<Shannon> <<--Not racist
<Shannon> Just jealous
<Shannon> You have something I don't
<Shannon> ...a shot at a Kardashian sister! :D
<flbug> You have something I dont Shannon
<flbug> LMAO
<flbug> wow
<Shannon> If you say small [wang], I'm going to punch you
<flbug> LMAO!!
 
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