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R.I.P 12/21/2006 - 65 Years Young.
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retrorich: Thank the gods and goddesses for Trillian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* CaptainXe didn't know God wrote Trillian......or was He a beta tester.
retrorich: A master beta?
 

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i like this thread

For the people chatting whilst i drank last night...

ahem...

"ooooo yeah mommy that's the spot"

i hope this makes at least one person, if not more, smile.:eek:hnoes: :anon:

if this is not appopriate, i will happily delete it. i only want to make a laugh.:)

john
 

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Actually, I've recently been quite thankful for Meebo.com, which provides a slick web interface to AIM, Y!, MSN, and Jabber, just like Trillian. Comes in darned handy when you find yourself at someone else's computer, or a public computer {GASP} without Trillian installed. :D
 

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R.I.P 12/21/2006 - 65 Years Young.
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pdoel: Have you ever had an ass lift?
retrorich: No...just a ***** enlargement.
retrorich: Got it all the way up to 3 inches, now. :)
wicked: (headphones) I'm not listenin to this conversation
retrorich: Sorry
pdoel: I'm not listening either. I'm reading it. :)
retrorich: LOL
wicked: ha ha
wicked: X-S fine then...I'm not readin this conversation
 

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v-dubed: im deaf
Fowvay: deaf and retarded.....wow
TheCheat: LOL
TheCheat: zing!
* Fowvay hugs v-dubbed
v-dubed: tear tear***
Fowvay: thats the saddest thing I have ever heard
Fowvay: sniff
v-dubed: can i have a cookie
Shannon: ha!
* Fowvay gives dubbed a cookie
Foamy: COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Fowvay found it under the fridge... those might not be raisens
v-dubed: yyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Foamy: hehe
v-dubed: ehh tasts like chicken
 

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R.I.P 12/21/2006 - 65 Years Young.
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Discussion Starter #7 (Edited)
* retrorich gives FemBot's left boob a friendly squeeze. :)
pdoel: LOL
retrorich: Just as I thought...it's not real.
Bugsy98nb: :)
pdoel: FemBot has breast implants?
retrorich: And all she has is a disk drive slot between her legs. o-O
Bugsy98nb: ROFL
pdoel: Are you gonna give her your little 3" floppy?
pdoel: HA HA HA HA HA HA
 

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R.I.P 12/21/2006 - 65 Years Young.
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retrorich: ?? genie Now that I have ops, will you go out with me?
GiantBee genie: retrorich, YES!
retrorich: WHORE!
 

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R.I.P 12/21/2006 - 65 Years Young.
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CaptainX: I dunno'...lemme ask God
retrorich: You have His cell phone number?
CaptainX: no
CaptainX but from down south, it's a local call
retrorich: I tried praying...but all I got was a busy signal. :)
CaptainX: oh well
CaptainX: at least you tried
retrorich: All you Christians keep tying up the line. :(
 

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R.I.P 12/21/2006 - 65 Years Young.
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Skittle: i sell pampered chef and we have stoneware and the round stone is my pizza stone
pdoel: Cool!
pdoel: I'm not much of a chef, but I do like to be pampered. :)
* JamCrazy hands pdoel a pack of pampers
JamCrazy: hope they fit man ;)
 

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[16:49] CaptainX: Foamy raped a pie??
[16:49] Foamy: no i got raped
[16:49] retrorich: By a pie?
[16:49] Foamy: aye
[16:49] retrorich: You pie-eyed?
 

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R.I.P 12/21/2006 - 65 Years Young.
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* Homestar sits in front of the computer with his bown of kraft dinner
Homestar: bbowl*
retrorich: bowels?
retrorich: Macaroni is pretty much nonnutritious carbs.
retrorich: Tastes damn good, though. hehe
Homestar: oh, my bowels are gonna be swimmin in cheesy goodness
retrorich: TMI
retrorich: Don't forget to flush and wash your hands.
Homestar: wash my hands?
Homestar: for what?
Homestar: theyre goin back in my pants whne i get back
retrorich: LOL
 

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OK...I stepped away from the computer, and this is the first thing I saw when I got back. :gift:

[13:22] Bugsy98nb: When the chicken's ass blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across
[13:22] Bugsy98nb: the room, it is done.
[13:22] Bugsy98nb: :D
 

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R.I.P 12/21/2006 - 65 Years Young.
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<pdoel> Oh how I love thee, let me count the ways.
<retrorich> Just cut to the number one reason. ;-)
<retrorich> Because I'm gay.
<retrorich> hehe
<pdoel> Nah, because you're hung like a gnat. :)
<retrorich> LOL
 

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R.I.P 12/21/2006 - 65 Years Young.
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<retrorich> Olga, what's new, my friend?
<pdoel> I thought I was your friend. :(
<retrorich> I'm not allowed to have more than one friend?
<pdoel> No. And how DARE you cheat on me!
<retrorich> Especially if the other one is a girl.
<pdoel> What part of "No" don't you understand?
<retrorich> I'm trisexual, you know.
<retrorich> I keep trying to get laid...but not succeeding. :(
 

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R.I.P 12/21/2006 - 65 Years Young.
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<Fowvay> Our garbage disposal is jammed from a quarter wedged between the blades
<retrorich> Can you fix it yourself?
<Fowvay> no its pretty jammed in there
<Fowvay> I tried
<retrorich> So you will prolly have to pay for a new one, also.
<Fowvay> I can replace it but I will be damned if Im buying a garbage disposal right now
<pdoel> Nothing like throwing money down the drain.
<pdoel> LOL
<retrorich> LOL
<Fowvay> ha
* Fowvay rolls his eyes
 

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R.I.P 12/21/2006 - 65 Years Young.
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<JamCrazy> Graeson sleeps about 4-5 hours, then wakes up for a bottle, then on and off for the rest of the time
<pdoel> That sounds like Rich's schedule.
<JamCrazy> yeah pretty close
<JamCrazy> except swap gin for formula
<retrorich> Fo shizzle!
 

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<retrorich> <retrorich> Pete: I think you were right. My bad!
<retrorich> I will have to listen to that song more carefully next time.
<pdoel> OMG! RIch said I'm right? Write this down for the history books.
 

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<retrorich> The dude who just came out.
<retrorich> Aye
* Glen never knew
<retrorich> Does he drive an NB?
<Glen> Starship
<Bugsy98nb> ROFL
<Glen> Excelsior
<retrorich> Cyber green?
<Bugsy98nb> ooo Im tellin pete
<Bugsy98nb> :lol:
<Glen> I guess I can't bring my Star Trek collection to sleepovers @ the Landover Baptist Church anymore
* retrorich runs for his bunker.
<Bugsy98nb> :roflmao:
<retrorich> :lol:
 

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* Foamy lights a fire under Jay's ass
<Bugsy98nb> :O
<Bugsy98nb> that mean i have a hot ass ?
<Foamy> you warm yet?
<Bugsy98nb> :lol:
<Glen> oh my
* Glen brings in a fire extinguisher JIC
<Foamy> :lol:
 
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