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<noR> yes. I think it would avoid conflict if I answer in the affirmative. ;)
* ladymarmalade expects to see this conversation posted on the .org
 

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<Shannon> Take it like a man and wax it
<FlwrPwer_> i aint waxin' down there
<FlwrPwer_> i'm not sitting spread eagle for some lady
<FlwrPwer_> to pour hot wax on my special areas
<Shannon> Do it yourself silly
<FlwrPwer_> that wouldnt work
 

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PM me your e-mail & I'll send you a short clip pertaining to this subject, kinda sorta.
It's not org friendly or I'd post it here.
 

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<CrazyJames> I know how not to cook lobster
<CrazyJames> me mother worked for the gas company
<CrazyJames> on a helphone back in the seventies
<CrazyJames> giving out reciepes
<CrazyJames> booking appointments etc
<CrazyJames> someone called her asking how to get the lobsters to stop tapping on the glass of the oven door
<CrazyJames> they were cooking them by preheating the oven... and tossing them in to slowely cook
<|Toad> lol
<noR> LOL
<noR> hahahaha
<noR> baked lobster ;p
 

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[3:17pm] pdoel: Today is my parental's 47th Wedding Anniversary.
[3:19pm] \Q\: my condolences to your dad!
[3:19pm] pdoel: HOW DARE YOU!
[3:19pm] \Q\: the numbers of years he had to put up with her!
[3:19pm] \Q\ was kicked from the chat room by pdoel.
[3:19pm] \Q\ joined the chat room.
[3:19pm] \Q\: ow..damnit
 

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iScott: Do you think it's wise to date a girl that has a child?

pdoel: You're asking the wrong guy. I don't think it's wise to date a girl.

noR: but mom's need lovin' too

iScott: Yeah. I can't say ****. My mom was 18 when she had me.

iScott: I turned out... okay.

noR: didn't have to go through the pregenancy w/crazy preggo chick; that's kinda plus

pdoel: And hopefully she's lost the baby weight but still has the big boobs.

pdoel: Is she still lactating? If so, could save you money on beverages at dinner.

iScott: haha

noR: lol
 

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[2:57pm] • Shannon has a date tonight too
[2:58pm] Shannon: I made $80 today: I'll spend $20 on gas and $50 on dinner
[2:58pm] Shannon: If he puts out then its worth it!
[2:58pm] Shannon: SHE*
 

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iScott said:
pdoel: And hopefully she's lost the baby weight but still has the big boobs.

pdoel: Is she still lactating? If so, could save you money on beverages at dinner.

iScott: haha

noR: lol
Once again proving that most gay men caught "the gay" because of an obsession with mom's boobies.
 

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<G_K> you kids are weird
<Shannon> <<--Weird and PROUD of [email protected]
<CrazyJames> agreed
<CrazyJames> I'm wierd
<CrazyJames> who cares
<CrazyJames> at least I dont have the oral hangups that shannon does
<Shannon> umm...Such as?
<Shannon> oh...You mean that I enjoy getting my armpits licked?
<Shannon> Dude, that was HOT
<CrazyJames> well.. that...
<CrazyJames> and your choice of foods
<Shannon> oh
<Shannon> LOL
<Shannon> That too
<Shannon> wrong oral
<CrazyJames> was it?
<Shannon> What I brought up was
 

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(23:57:19) iScott:  I can't belive I haevn't been raped twice; as I've met him twice now.
(23:57:29) iScott:  I'd let Pete rape me.
(23:57:29) Emi:  we were not talking about you or anything
(23:57:32) iScott:  **** it.
(23:57:38) Emi:  then that isnt rape scott

(23:57:54) Emi:  thats gay loving
(23:57:56) iScott:  But then people won't know I'm gay.
(23:58:03) iScott:  If I call it rape.
 

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<Fowvay> it's a pic of jose in drag isn't it?
* Fowvay has a creepy feeling about that one
<Th1rt3en> do it do it do it do it do it
<|Toad> i would never do anything like that
* Fowvay is definetly not clicking now
<Th1rt3en> i have done stuff like that.....one time.......college
<|Toad> tom, you were close, but it's soo much worse than me in drag
* Fowvay really really really doesn't wanna know now
<|Toad> i'm sorta pissed there hasnt been a gay sex thread yet today
<|Toad> i di catch a gay sex comic thread eariler today though
<|Toad> it was really hot
<|Toad> i saved all 24 pages
Oh lord what has become of our chatroom?
 

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15:23 * CrazyJames steals pdoel
15:24 < noR> Get back you man stealing whore!
15:24 < noR> he's Scotts man
15:24 * noR threatens to copy/paste
15:25 <@jackfrost_> s'ok
15:25 <@jackfrost_> im loggin and mailin
15:25 <@jackfrost_> would rather be ryhmn' and stealin
15:25 -!- CrazyJames changed the topic of #newbeetle to: <noR> Get back you man stealing whore!
15:25 <@jackfrost_> that has no ale
15:25 * noR points & giggles
15:25 < noR> I made the topic :) woohoo
15:26 <@jackfrost_> about time
15:26 <@jackfrost_> only been here how long
15:26 <@CrazyJames> this fabrication brought to you by noR who wanted to say Get back you man stealing whore!
 

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<mombug> When I die I want to be cremated
<mombug> no funeral, just a big blowout party
<Fowvay> When I die I don't want to know what they do to me
<Shannon> I want to be cremated and the carbon from my ashes turned into diamonds
<Fowvay> I just want tons of drunk people there
<Shannon> I may not be worth a [crap] alive, but I will be priceless when I'm dead
<Shannon> ...and a girl's best friend
<Shannon> Although with my bad karma, I'll end up on some fat drag queen's belly button ring !
 

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